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(Anonymous) on June 5th, 2011 02:48 am (UTC)
Magneto has a sassy gay friend
This is Magneto. He's about to get his boyfriend shot in the spine. This could have been prevented if he had a sassy gay friend.
(Anonymous) on June 5th, 2011 03:22 am (UTC)
Re: Magneto has a sassy gay friend
Oh god, I never knew I needed this so much in my life.

Please, someone make the sassyness happen.
(Anonymous) on June 5th, 2011 04:33 am (UTC)
Re: Magneto has a sassy gay friend
ERIK. LOOK AT YOUR LIFE, LOOK AT YOUR CHOICES.

Thirding(?) this so hard.
(Anonymous) on June 5th, 2011 06:47 am (UTC)
Re: Magneto has a sassy gay friend
WHAT-- WHAT ARE YOU DOING? WHAT. ARE. YOU. DOING.

Fuck yeah.
Addyaddygryff on June 5th, 2011 05:06 pm (UTC)
Re: Magneto has a sassy gay friend
ERIK. LOOK AT YOUR LIFE, LOOK AT YOUR CHOICES.

Not even joking, that was the only thing I could think of when I saw Erik in the cape at the end. Oh internet, what are you doing to me.
(Anonymous) on June 5th, 2011 07:42 am (UTC)
Re: Magneto has a sassy gay friend
I need this so much.
(Anonymous) on June 5th, 2011 03:52 pm (UTC)
FILL- Look At Your Life, Look At Your Choices 1/1
As Moira raises the gun, Erik loses complete focus of everything around him. His self-preservation kicks in, and there’s no time to think about the possible consequences. If she wants to shoot at him, fine. He’ll teach this little girl a lesson about messing with forces she has no power to comprehend.

But when he raises his hand, the world suddenly stops, as if frozen in time. He immediately turns towards Charles, but Charles too is frozen, and a voice comes out of nowhere, loud and shrill and practically piercing his ears.

“What what WHAT are you doing?!”

A man wearing a ridiculously tight pair of jeans and a horrendously tacky orange scarf emerges from the trees, stomping his way over to the group. Erik has never seen this man before, but judging from the tone in his voice, he has a bone to pick with Erik. “Who are you?”

“Where do I even begin with you!” the man retorts back, completely ignoring the question and sashaying right up to Erik. “I would tell you to look at your life, look at your choices, but we are so clearly beyond that point! So let’s just start with put the hand down and back away slowly from the gun, hmm?”

“She’s one of them!” Erik snaps, unwilling to stand down. “She’s going to betray us!”

“Oh my God, seriously?” Erik has never in his life been spoken to this way, and if he wasn’t so bewildered, he would have reached out and choked this man with that scarf. “Look, we all get it, okay? We know you’re all sad and tortured! We’ve seen the manly tears, which-“ At that, the man leans forward, grins and gently slaps Erik’s wrist in solitary. “Good for you! Using all that epic man pain to get in his pants! Brilliant!” But the smile on his face falls and he’s back to admonishing Erik. “But that does not mean that you have to go all kamikaze and get your boyfriend SHOT IN THE SPINE!”

Outraged at the thought, Erik clenches his hands in fists, shaking his head. “I would never hurt Charles, never-“

“HELLO?!” The man is waving his hands frantically in the air, his eyes so wide they’re about to pop out of his head. “Where do you think the bullets are going to go, just magically disappear?! No, they’re going to flying through the air and they’ll hit your boyfriend and I cannot believe we are having this conversation! I mean, do you really want this fine piece of ass to be paralyzed?” He gestures at Charles, and it takes Erik everything he has not to snap the man’s neck at the way he’s staring Charles up and down like a piece of meat. “Mmm. I bet that big brain of his is a turn-on, isn’t it?”

Charles is blushing, but Erik has to admit, that yes, Charles’ intelligence is a huge turn-on. And now that he’s had a moment to stop and think, he realizes that this man despite his flamboyant dress and his audacity at speaking to Erik this way is right. He wouldn’t be able to forgive himself if a stray bullet hits Charles, so he lifts his hand, knocking the gun out of Moira’s hand.

“Oh thank God.” Erik turns to look at the man, who’s breathing a sigh of relief. “Wasn’t sure if you were going to listen, because whoo, you are the king of Bad Life Choices.” He smiles at that, gesturing with his hands for Charles and Erik. “Go on, you two! Make out already! Just be careful not to get any sand in any uncomfortable places!”

And as Erik steps over to Charles to do exactly that, he can hear the man mutter to himself, “You stupid bitches!”
(Anonymous) on June 5th, 2011 04:03 pm (UTC)
Re: FILL- Look At Your Life, Look At Your Choices 1/1
Pure genius.
currentscumcurrentscum on June 5th, 2011 05:32 pm (UTC)
Re: FILL- Look At Your Life, Look At Your Choices 1/1
totally awesome. LOVE IT! the seriousness of Erik and the flamboyant sassy gay friend contrast so hard, it's comedy gold.
and lol at Erik has never in his life been spoken to this way
(Anonymous) on June 5th, 2011 06:05 pm (UTC)
Re: FILL- Look At Your Life, Look At Your Choices 1/1
This absolutely amazing, anon! I can't stop grinning like an idiot.
(Anonymous) on June 5th, 2011 06:40 pm (UTC)
Re: FILL- Look At Your Life, Look At Your Choices 1/1
WINNING

FOREVER WINNING
thedustwhispersthedustwhispers on June 5th, 2011 07:15 pm (UTC)
Re: FILL- Look At Your Life, Look At Your Choices 1/1
You've made my life.
(Anonymous) on June 5th, 2011 07:47 pm (UTC)
Re: FILL- Look At Your Life, Look At Your Choices 1/1
OH MY GOD, DYING.

This. This is perfection. That last line was the icing on the hilarity cake. Thank you for this.
poemwithnorhyme: lolpoemwithnorhyme on June 5th, 2011 10:01 pm (UTC)
Re: FILL- Look At Your Life, Look At Your Choices 1/1
A+
(Anonymous) on June 5th, 2011 10:18 pm (UTC)
Re: FILL- Look At Your Life, Look At Your Choices 1/1
That last line! I CAN'T FUCKING BREATHE
(Anonymous) on June 6th, 2011 05:01 am (UTC)
Re: FILL- Look At Your Life, Look At Your Choices 1/1
AWESOME!
(Anonymous) on June 6th, 2011 08:17 am (UTC)
Re: FILL- Look At Your Life, Look At Your Choices 1/1
I LOVE THIS FIC. You, dear anon, are absolutely brilliant.
alcohol & irony: [firstclass] you & me against the worldelectrumqueen on June 6th, 2011 08:42 am (UTC)
Re: FILL- Look At Your Life, Look At Your Choices 1/1
MOST BEAUTIFUL OF ALL THINGS.
Chiranapkins on June 6th, 2011 09:15 am (UTC)
Re: FILL- Look At Your Life, Look At Your Choices 1/1
Kink Meme's over guys, go home, nothing can top this. ♥ shhh guys, no, keep filling prompts, I will too

/Beautiful/.

Edited at 2011-06-06 09:16 am (UTC)
the nurse: hughes → love is all you needthenurse on June 7th, 2011 04:40 am (UTC)
Re: FILL- Look At Your Life, Look At Your Choices 1/1
you just became my hero. honestly.
anonymiss731: Sherlock BRBLOLanonymiss731 on June 8th, 2011 04:59 am (UTC)
Re: FILL- Look At Your Life, Look At Your Choices 1/1
OH GOD MY SIDE HURTS SO MUCH. I CRAMPED WHILE LAUGHING. OMFG!
alpheraalphera on June 8th, 2011 05:07 am (UTC)
Re: FILL- Look At Your Life, Look At Your Choices 1/1
XD zomg this made my day. Can't stop laughing.
Anoel: whose line r/c laughanoel on June 8th, 2011 08:08 am (UTC)
Re: FILL- Look At Your Life, Look At Your Choices 1/1
OMG BRILLIANT! I have never seen Sassy Gay Friend before but this has just exposed me to a world of amazing. This fic is soooo funny and TRUE. I am now always going to be saying this during the movie and life in general. Seriously this is PERFECT and you are a genius *bows before you*
beep: Charles/Erikpearljamz on June 8th, 2011 03:44 pm (UTC)
Re: FILL- Look At Your Life, Look At Your Choices 1/1
OH DARLING

If there can only be one winner in the world, YOU ARE IT.
scovilleunitscovilleunit on June 9th, 2011 01:10 am (UTC)
Re: FILL- Look At Your Life, Look At Your Choices 1/1
PURE GOLD.
YOU ARE MY HERO, ANON
/worships
Re: FILL- Look At Your Life, Look At Your Choices 1/1 - (Anonymous) on June 12th, 2011 10:40 am (UTC) (Expand)
Re: FILL- Look At Your Life, Look At Your Choices 1/1 - (Anonymous) on June 15th, 2011 09:56 pm (UTC) (Expand)
Re: FILL- Look At Your Life, Look At Your Choices 1/1 - keio on June 30th, 2011 08:31 am (UTC) (Expand)
Re: FILL- Look At Your Life, Look At Your Choices 1/1 - (Anonymous) on July 8th, 2011 04:28 am (UTC) (Expand)